Spoons full of sugar, no time to talk
Read all my news off a cardboard box
You say I am an advertiser's dream
Bibbed men can pull a truck on a chain
And so can I if I eat Nutri-Grain
You say I am an advertiser's dream
Keep crashing down from my sugar high
Suffocate sobbing, distorted eyes
I'm an advertiser's dream, oh yeah
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam
Gold arches reaching up in the sky
Dad just drives past, tells us we cry
"There's some new toy to nag for every week"
Mum's angry in the afternoon sun
I'm messing up the car, drips all down my front
I swear it's not my fault, it's the icecream
Eyelids blink tears like they've stepped in gum
It's serious, not just a tantrum
I'm an advertiser's dream, oh yeah
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been for my whole lifespan
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam
Western State Hurricanes were an early iteration of The Long Winters, and some of that band’s beloved songs turn up here in an early state. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 16, 2020