Spoons full of sugar, no time to talk
Read all my news off a cardboard box
You say I am an advertiser's dream
Bibbed men can pull a truck on a chain
And so can I if I eat Nutri-Grain
You say I am an advertiser's dream

Keep crashing down from my sugar high
Suffocate sobbing, distorted eyes
I'm an advertiser's dream, oh yeah

Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam

Gold arches reaching up in the sky
Dad just drives past, tells us we cry
"There's some new toy to nag for every week"
Mum's angry in the afternoon sun
I'm messing up the car, drips all down my front
I swear it's not my fault, it's the icecream

Eyelids blink tears like they've stepped in gum
It's serious, not just a tantrum
I'm an advertiser's dream, oh yeah

Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam

Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been for my whole lifespan
Advertiser's dream, that is what I am
Have been since my life began
Advertiser's dream, for my whole lifespan
I've seen all the ads, I know all the brands
Fall for scams and I read all of my spam
All my spam