Leisure Suit Larry II

from Tales Of Woah by Farewell Horizontal

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I went on a game show and I won a million bucks
She didn't come with me on our cruise, oh just my luck
I stole a lifeboat, drifted for weeks
I washed up on a beach of nudists
And the mob was after me

I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love

I dressed up as a chick to escape, I hid my suit
I threw away the bomb and I left by parachute
Crawled under bees and fed the snakes wood
Swung over piranhas
And met my topless babe in a lagoon

I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love

The locals told me what to do
I climbed the ice volcano
And gave the bad guy death by piano

I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love

(Don't give up, no, don't give up just yet)

I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love

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from Tales Of Woah, released November 25, 2022

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